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4th Jan 2025
“Literally” a Lawsuit: Man Sues Dictionary for “Figurative” Definition, Demands Apology (and a Thesaurus)
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25th Dec 2024
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24th Dec 2024
Hoskins Wins World Championship in a Cloud of Controversy
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21st Dec 2024
Librarians’ Conference Ends in Stunning Silence: A Symphony of Shushes and Unspoken Syllables
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15th Dec 2024
Wizards in Tears as Ministry of Magic Bans Mandatory Beards
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13th Dec 2024
Hamster Hulkster’s Gym Meltdown! Tiny Rodent Throws a Wobbly Over Lack of “Gnarly Gains”
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12th Dec 2024
New Study Reveals That New Studies Often Don’t Show What They Intended to Show (More Research Needed)
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1st Dec 2024
Elevated Eats: The Cheese & Pickle Symphony
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29th Nov 2024
Book Review: Timmy and the Strawberry
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27th Nov 2024
“Operation Zimmer Frame”: Unmasking the Pensioner Pugilists of Pebblebrook
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23rd Nov 2024
Gnome Sweet Gnome: Local Man Claims Garden Gnomes Plotting World Domination (and a Really Killer Rockery)
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22nd Nov 2024
Gloomchester’s “Raining on My Parade (While I’m Drowning in a Vat of Melancholy)”: A Triumph of Misery, a Masterpiece of Mope
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20th Nov 2024
Snowmageddon: The Day Britain Ground to a Halt Over a Light Dusting of the Fluffy Stuff
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18th Nov 2024
Onion Union Peels Back the Layers of “Depressing Vegetable” Stereotype
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15th Nov 2024
Octo-Champ! Eight-Armed Wonder Punches Way to Flyweight Title
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12th Nov 2024
Man Claims to Have Found Lost City of Atlantis… in His Bathtub
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10th Nov 2024
Satan Swaps Pitchfork for Whistle: Hell’s Head Honcho Takes on Football Refereeing (and Manchester United Fans)
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8th Nov 2024
“Meow is the Time!” Local Cat Sworn in as Mayor After Landslide Victory
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7th Nov 2024
Man Claims Pickled Onions and Polka Music Hold the Key to Eternal Life (Doctors Baffled, Onion Sales Soar)
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2nd Nov 2024
November: A Month of Glorious, Unhinged Festivities!
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31st Oct 2024
Iron Deficiency: Village Ironman Race Ends in Mass Disqualification
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30th Oct 2024
Zookeeper Ditches Civilization for the Bear Necessities
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29th Oct 2024
Little Puddleton’s “Scream Walking Tour”: A Hilarious Hike Through a Hamlet of Harmlessness (Unless You’re an Apple Pie or a Garden Gnome)
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25th Oct 2024
“One Star? More Like One Atmosphere!” Martian Tourist Pans Earth in Scathing TripAdvisor Review
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24th Oct 2024
Love at First Bite: Local Man Weds Mature Cheddar
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23rd Oct 2024
SleepTight 5000: A Symphony of Slumber… or a Sonic Nightmare?
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22nd Oct 2024
Reginald “Rainbow” Rivers Returns From the Astral Plane (and He’s Brought an Album!)
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21st Oct 2024
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20th Oct 2024
“The Hammer” to Hang Up His Hockey Stick (and Pick Up a Tutu?) Viktor Hammerstein’s Shocking Career Change Leaves Hockey World in Disarray
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19th Oct 2024
Man Sues Himself for £1 Million, Demands Court-Ordered Lobotomy to Cure “Pineapple-on-Pizza Psychosis”
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