The Ministry of Magic, in a move that has left the wizarding community in a state of follicular frenzy, has declared that beards are no longer mandatory for wizards. Yes, you read that right. Those flowing face-forests, those chin-warming curtains of wizardly wisdom, once considered the hallmark of magical mastery, have been deemed… optional. This … Continue reading Wizards in Tears as Ministry of Magic Bans Mandatory Beards