Humphrey “The Hulkster” Squeakles, a hamster with more attitude than a cage full of ferrets, has thrown a tantrum that could shake the foundations of Nibbleton-on-the-Wold. The reason? His gym is, like, totally bogus, dude. “This cardio stuff is harshing my mellow,” he whined, tiny paws barely turning the squeaky wheel in his cage. “A … Continue reading Hamster Hulkster’s Gym Meltdown! Tiny Rodent Throws a Wobbly Over Lack of “Gnarly Gains”