Listen, I’ve had it up to HERE with these book-banning buffoons, these literary Luddites who think they can silence stories and censor our shelves! It’s not just idiotic, it’s downright daffodil-tea-party-level bonkers. Let’s get one thing straight: books are NOT planning a revolution. They’re not secretly plotting to overthrow the government, they haven’t formed a … Continue reading The Book Burning Bunch: Why Banning Books is About as Sensible as Using a Teapot to Hammer in Nails