“They’re not just cute garden ornaments, mind you,” whispered Herbert Humperdink, his eyes wide with a mix of fear and fascination, “they’ve got plans. Big plans.” Herbert, a seemingly ordinary resident of the quaint village of Bumblethorpe-on-the-Wold, claims to have cracked the code of gnome communication, and what he’s uncovered is nothing short of world … Continue reading Gnome Sweet Gnome: Local Man Claims Garden Gnomes Plotting World Domination (and a Really Killer Rockery)