In a tearful press conference held this morning, representatives from the National Onion Union (NOU) denounced the long-held stereotype of onions as “depressing vegetables.” “It’s simply not fair,” sobbed Ollie Onion, the union’s spokesperson, his voice cracking with emotion. “We never set out to make people cry. It’s just our nature, our… defense mechanism. We’re … Continue reading Onion Union Peels Back the Layers of “Depressing Vegetable” Stereotype