“Meow is the Time!” Local Cat Sworn in as Mayor After Landslide Victory

In a shocking upset that has left political pundits scratching their heads and shedding fur, Mittens, a ginger tabby with a penchant for naps and a discerning palate for tuna, has been elected mayor of the sleepy town of Purrville. The election, which initially garnered little attention (aside from the usual complaints about potholes and … Continue reading “Meow is the Time!” Local Cat Sworn in as Mayor After Landslide Victory