I write to you today, dear readers, with a heavy heart and a stomach churning with existential dread. For I have witnessed an abomination, a culinary crime so heinous, so utterly depraved, that it threatens to unravel the very fabric of civilization and plunge us headlong into the fiery abyss of apocalyptic doom. I speak, … Continue reading Why Pineapple on Pizza is a Crime Against Humanity (and Possibly a Sign of the Apocalypse)