Fellow inhabitants of this precariously balanced planet, I implore you to cast aside your frivolous distractions and confront the chilling reality that lurks beneath the veneer of modern convenience! Those seemingly innocuous self-checkout kiosks, with their cheerful beeps and hypnotic blinking lights, are not harbingers of a streamlined shopping experience, but rather the insidious instruments … Continue reading The Automated Armageddon: A Descent into the Dystopian Depths of Dairy-Flavored Doom