Intergalactic travel site TripAdvisor is reeling after a scathing one-star review of planet Earth, penned by a disgruntled Martian tourist. Gleepglorp, a self-proclaimed “intergalactic gourmand and connoisseur of cosmic landscapes,” recently embarked on a week-long vacation to Earth, hoping to experience the “cultural diversity” and “gastronomic delights” advertised in the brochure. However, his trip proved … Continue reading “One Star? More Like One Atmosphere!” Martian Tourist Pans Earth in Scathing TripAdvisor Review