In today’s world of relentless notifications, doomscrolling, and existential dread, a good night’s sleep is about as common as a unicorn sighting in downtown Manhattan. Enter the SleepTight 5000, a sleek new smart device from Somnus Solutions that promises to usher you into the land of nod with its curated collection of “soothing” sounds. But … Continue reading SleepTight 5000: A Symphony of Slumber… or a Sonic Nightmare?