Essex Man Claims Hawaiian Pizza Triggered Dissociative Fugue State and an Unexpected Fondness for Ukulele Music In a legal case that has sent shockwaves through the judiciary and left pizzaiolos across the land trembling in their flour-dusted boots, Cecil Pumpernickel, a 47-year-old topiary artist and self-proclaimed “culinary metaphysician,” is suing himself for a mind-boggling £1 … Continue reading Man Sues Himself for £1 Million, Demands Court-Ordered Lobotomy to Cure “Pineapple-on-Pizza Psychosis”