Aries (March 21 – April 19): The stars are aligned against you, Aries. Literally. They’ve formed a vendetta and are plotting your downfall. Expect a rogue satellite to fall from the sky and land directly on your car while you’re stuck in traffic. Maybe consider taking the bus this week. Taurus (April 20 – May 20): This week, Taurus, you’ll develop an inexplicable craving … Continue reading Horrorscopes