It’s a crisis that’s been brewing for years, hidden beneath the jolly façade of festive cheer. The National Elf Service, once a proud institution churning out rosy-cheeked, toy-making marvels, is teetering on the brink of collapse. And the consequences, my friends, are dire. Yes, you read that right. The dwindling number of elves is directly responsible for the alarming rise in global temperatures. You see, those pointy-eared … Continue reading Opinion: The Elf Service Meltdown: Won’t Somebody Think of the Children (and the Planet)?